enjoying-every-minute-of-crazy asked:
Wait if we are all collectively your boyfriend, what is our name?

John :’)

I was like argh tumblr SHERLOCK! Noooo oh John will do aha

crimsonelevenpetrichor:

crimsonelevenpetrichor:

IM BEING HIT ON BY A BUS DRIVER SO IM ‘TEXTING MY BOYFRIEND’ RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO, YOU ARE COLLECTIVELY MY BOYFRIEND

Update: We’ve been together 8 months and you’re about to go to Manchester to study physics…

And you have a part time job working in a space-hopper shop, oops

crimsonelevenpetrichor:

IM BEING HIT ON BY A BUS DRIVER SO IM ‘TEXTING MY BOYFRIEND’ RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO, YOU ARE COLLECTIVELY MY BOYFRIEND

Update: We’ve been together 8 months and you’re about to go to Manchester to study physics…

IM BEING HIT ON BY A BUS DRIVER SO IM ‘TEXTING MY BOYFRIEND’ RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO, YOU ARE COLLECTIVELY MY BOYFRIEND

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

tony-the-intelligent-goon:


ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants
shadowkissed7:

Thank you God… thank you… 
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When people interrupt me while I’m reading

ruthieandersen:

infamoushogwartsjaguar:

They expect my reaction to be something like:

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When really, my reaction is something like:

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And you continue the Snape face until they shut up. Or you are forced to tell them to shut up because they are missing the point.